Every woman deserves a place of her own...

...preferably in my basement.

Found on the web.

Hey, a guy can dream can't he?

Photo Series: Women as coffee tables.

I used to have table kinda like this...

and oddly enough I played poker on it too.

A Daisy Chain.

Sweet Dreams...

Random Internet Smut...

Some People Take the Whole Lactation Fetish Thing a Little Too Far.

Pampered Pet.

So True...

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Just Another Photo of a Chick in Bondage.

The Way Things Ought To Be...

Random Smut

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes.

From the description:

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

I think I'll pass.

Random Internet Smut...

If Men Wrote Advice Colums...

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It's always seemed to me...

...that the problem with multiple slaves is one of storage.

One of the great things about the internet...

...is the realization that no matter how odd your own sexual tastes become...there's always somebody out there weirder than you.

The spoils of war..

The way things ought to be...

Just sitting around the house today...

...missing my slave.

I used to drink more wine...

I really should get back into that. It's yummy and good for the heart.

Claire Adams and Friend Tortured with...Rice?

You try kneeling on it for 20 minutes.

As the kids say...LOL

Today's dose of porn culled from the bowels of the Internet.