Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes.
From the description:
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
I think I'll pass.
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
I think I'll pass.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
One of the great things about the internet...
...is the realization that no matter how odd your own sexual tastes become...there's always somebody out there weirder than you.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Saturday, November 8, 2008
A shameless plug for Luvbight.com
Mick and Dee have a wonderful site where they share their erotic adventures with the rest of the world. It's free and they're just regular folks...not models...heck if memory serves Dee's had three kids. Check 'em out.
How to Deep Throat: A step by step guide.
The real reason why you have to wait three weeks to get a MRI. It's important to remember we have an educational mission here.
The guide is here.
Pirate's Booty
The strangeness that is being Jack Sparrow at Disneyland.
Annual pass holders—eventually you would become the favorite of certain ones. Most characters were weirded out by the pass holders. Weird was a mother having her kids ditch school so she could come see me. Or coming to every set I did and walking the line over and over again just to talk to me. But I didn’t mind them. I built up about eight solid regulars that came for me. My biggest fans were a mother-daughter team that would talk a little, walk to the end of the line, and then come around again. I could see them twice a week, every week, every set.
We were told Disney prefers that the characters don’t date, and the characters even have a slogan: “Don’t Date Disney,” or DDD. Dating at Disneyland is difficult. But I already had a thing for the Ariels when I arrived. They have red hair, and I love red hair. After I met my girlfriend, an Ariel, and we started dating, we would need to talk to each other backstage under our coats because employees would try to snap photos with their phones—Ariel and Jack together.
Read the whole thing.
Annual pass holders—eventually you would become the favorite of certain ones. Most characters were weirded out by the pass holders. Weird was a mother having her kids ditch school so she could come see me. Or coming to every set I did and walking the line over and over again just to talk to me. But I didn’t mind them. I built up about eight solid regulars that came for me. My biggest fans were a mother-daughter team that would talk a little, walk to the end of the line, and then come around again. I could see them twice a week, every week, every set.
We were told Disney prefers that the characters don’t date, and the characters even have a slogan: “Don’t Date Disney,” or DDD. Dating at Disneyland is difficult. But I already had a thing for the Ariels when I arrived. They have red hair, and I love red hair. After I met my girlfriend, an Ariel, and we started dating, we would need to talk to each other backstage under our coats because employees would try to snap photos with their phones—Ariel and Jack together.
Read the whole thing.
Submission Hot Sauce.
A rare example of explicit BDSM imagery in a mainstream product.Great art. Ya gotta love that jet of flame coming out of her ass.
Now hot sauce is not my thing but I may get some of this just to register my support for this kind of marketing.
If you want some you can order it here.
Buy it now before somebody decides it's offensive to women and shuts these folks down.
Friday, November 7, 2008
Fun down on the farm...
...in tough times it's important to economize...just think what her owner saves on milk....of course that doesn't take into account the $2000.00 milking machine, but I'm sure it'll pay for itself in the end.
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