Saturday, January 31, 2009

Can Group Sex Get Your Man to Clean the House?


I have my doubts but it's worth a shot.

From the article:

There is something about a new female lover coming over that gets a man interested in cleaning. Never seen your partner volunteer to vacuum? Didn’t know he could dust? Watch as dirty clothes get picked up, dishes get put away and your house becomes sparkling clean.

More here.

A True American Hero.

This is why guys buy boats.

Friday, January 16, 2009

A Submissive's Creed.

If it pleases Him to have me kneel before him
i will kneel reverently
If it pleases him to bind me
i will gladly offer my arms to him
If it pleases him to touch me
i will allow myself to be touched
If it pleases him to teach me
i will learn all I can
If it pleases him to discipline me
i will accept it without a sound
If it pleases him to allow me to serve him
i will serve him with loyalty and devotion.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009